Draconian List of Complicated Terms & Conditions:

1. in the unlikely event that your parcel goes missing in the post we will refund you, but please allow up to four weeks as 99.999% of parcels surface eventually.
2. you are welcome to return your purchase within 2 weeks for any reason for a full refund
3. if we make a mistake and your purchases are not as described in the item description and photos we will refund you
4. if you have any queries, questions, complaints or unsightly rashes please let us know, we are friendly folks, anything can be sorted with a smile and a keyboard.
5. please don't feed the baboon.

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1. we will never, ever, ever pass your details on to anybody
2. no financial details are stored on this site whatsoever. all credit card processing is handled by Paypal
3. if you would like us to remove your name and address details from our site for extra piece of mind please ask